What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?